Welcome to Niagara Falls
by Richard Hemingway
Title
Welcome to Niagara Falls
Artist
Richard Hemingway
Medium
Photograph - Photographs-digital Art
Description
“Welcome to Niagara Falls” jaded playboy Philip Trumpey said in a voice that rippled between the erotic and bland. “Plenty of falls and bright light and stuff you wouldn’t believe but I will show you.” He moved closer and Dorothy at once blushed, trembled and thought oh my: I’m no longer in Kansas.
This is the most exploitative film that Crap Entertainment has ever produced. We have more kinky hi-jinks than ‘Blue Bikini’ more pseudo-mysticism and nudity then ‘Transcendence’ and more sexual confusion than ‘Tensions in the Outer Nebula’.
I must say that I went way over budget on this film and brought a double-sized king sized bed with built in sex toys. I am proud to say that this is the trashiest and most disgusting film that I have ever produced.
As usual every ticket comes with a plastic bag to put over your head so that no one will recognize you when the leave the theater.
And every ticket comes with the special ‘Crap Entertainment’ guarantee. If you feel that you don’t need a bag over your head when you leave the theater we will send you a free E-Mail to let you know when our next premiere film will be released. We promise you that our next film will be more trashy and disgusting than the last film. Because nobody and I mean nobody exploits our patrons better than ‘Crap Entertainment’.
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July 9th, 2017
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